I haven't done one of these in a while. I'm bored so why not.
Feel free not to read this. Instead go make me some cookies.

001. Real name? Everyone I've met seems to have a lot of trouble spelling and pronouncing Emmaline.
002. Nickname? Monkey
003. Zodiac sign? Ares
004. Male or female? I've been mistaken for a guy so many times that I'm just going to say male.
005. Elementary? I barely remember it
006. Middle School? Fun times
007. High School? Present
008. Hair color? dirty blonde, but like my brothers/dad, will darken to brown as time goes by (thankfully *sighofrelief*)
009. Tall or short? taaaaaall
010. Loud or Quiet? LOUD
011. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans
012. Phone or Camera? Camera
013. Health freak? I make fun of other people for being stupid with their health
014. Drink or Smoke? Didn't I just get done saying I make fun of people that are stupid with their health?
015. Do you have a crush on someone? they may not be real but that doesn't stop me...:'D
016. Eat or Drink? Pudding
017. Piercings? Ears
018. Tattoos? Sharpies on skin counts yes?

HAVE YOU EVER?

020. Been in a car accident? no, but in being in a car my grandma is driving there's always a risk
021. Been in a fist fight? guys say they won't fight a girl, not even me

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing? ears are my only ones
023. First best friend? my first REAL best friend nommed my head at a sleepover (back in the day when we were young enough that parents didn't freak over a boy and a girl sharing a bed)
025. First award? I WENT TO THE POTTY ALL BY MYSELF!
026. First crush? someone from a cartoon I watch when I was 5, can't remember who or from what (I HAVE A THING FOR ANIMATED PEOPLE OK?)
028. First big vacation? We went to Italy but I was too young to remember anything more that feeding pigeons

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to? My birds, they were arguing.
030. Last person you texted? myself?
031. Last person you watched a movie with? Squaugloo
032. Last food you ate? the foodly kind...
033. Last movie you watched? The Court Jester (old movie, it's wonderfully hilarious LOOK IT UP)
034. Last song you listened to? Viggo Mortensen sing in LORT soundtrack... te he
035. Last thing you bought? donuts. My friends didn't want any unless i bought them
036. Last person you hugged? my cats

FAVES:
037. Food? chicken cutlets (aka schnitzel)
038. Drinks? can't beat water
039. Clothing? Baggy shorts and funny t-shirts (yeah that settles it. I'm a guy)
040. Book? The Golden Compass series, Flowers for Algernon
041. Music? Opera, J-rock, metal, classical
042. Flower? wisterias
043. Colors? purple, and color combos (black+anything, green+purple, etc)
044. Movies? Shawshank Redemption
045. Shoes? Flip-flops
046. Subjects? English, science, nap time

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [] kissed in the snow-it hasn't snowed here since before I was born
048. [x] celebrated Halloween
049. [] had your heart broken
050. [] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [] came out of the closet
053. [] gotten pregnant
054. [] had an abortion
055. [X] done something you've regretted
056. [x] broke a promise-that I wouldn't procrastinate (hahaha silly me)
057. [X] hid a secret
058. [X] pretended to be happy
059. [X] met someone who changed your life
060. [x] pretended to be sick
061. [x] left the country
062. [X] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [] cried over the silliest thing
065. [x] went to the beach with your best friend
066. [x] stayed single the whole year
CURRENTLY:
067. Eating? air
068. Drinking? air
069. I'm about to? type up an essay
070. Listening to? Katamari Damacy soundtrack
071. Plans for today/tomorrow? breathe, sleep, stand, walk, eat...
072. Waiting for? more time for waiting

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? Sure why not
074. Want to get married? yes yes of course
075. Careers in mind? Doctor: I.D. specialist most likely

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes? pudding
077. Shorter or taller? more pudding
078. Romantic or spontaneous? time flies like an arrow...
079. Nice stomach or nice arms? fruit flies like a banana!
080. Sensitive or loud? AHAHA THAT WAS A PUN
081. Hookup or relationship? I like puns
082. Troublemaker or hesitant? Puns are fun.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts? I eat carrots
084. Ran away from home? Nopers
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense? Possibly....
086. Killed somebody? I accidently stepped on a bee and I wouldn't let my friends walk on till I found some place to properly burry it
087. Broken someone's heart? Not that I know of
088. Been arrested? If the RIAA knocks on my door, I may or may not be screwed
089. Cried when someone died? Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself? It fluctuates
091. Miracles? ehhhrr probably not
092. Love at first sight? It happens all the time in soap operas so it must happen always in real life right? -_-
093. Heaven? I believe there's a place we go when we die yes, but it's not really heaven, or hell for that matter, just a place
094. Santa Claus? No
095. Sex on the first date? If I were a hooker then yes. Well then it wouldn't be much of date, right? Well yeah. Yeah. So no right? Right.
096. Kiss on the first date? Depends on the person

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Nom-buddy
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? I'm in the endless, relentless cycle of highschool days: my time is governed by a bell and sleep is an unattainable luxury. So yes.
099. Do you believe in God? Not really. But I do believe that if there is a god, he's one of three things: extremely incompetent, extremely lazy, or wise enough to know humans aren't worth saving and they're best left to destroy themselves. It's most likely that third thing.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people.

Go ahead and do this if you want. Frankly, I don't care, I'm going to get some pudding.